no bids · no boosts · no bullshit
Anyone can outbid you.
Almost nobody can outwork you.
There's a leaderboard doing the rounds where the number one slot belongs to whoever wires the biggest cheque. That isn't a ranking of products, it's a receipt. So here's the alternative: you get ninety seconds and a camera. Convince people the thing you built is worth opening. No card on file.
Pay-to-win
- Top spot goes to the biggest wire transfer
- Ranked by bank balance
- Your pitch is a number
- The house takes a cut
Here
- Top spot goes to whoever ships next
- Ranked by nothing — newest first, always
- Your pitch is 90 seconds of you
- The house takes nothing
01
Film 90 seconds
Show the thing working. Talk fast. No deck, no landing page fluff, no growth-hacked screenshot carousel.
02
Post it as a Short
Upload to YouTube Shorts and paste the link. That's the whole submission fee.
03
Get watched
Your clip drops into a full-screen feed people actually scroll. Good ones get visited.
Everything shipped so far
Newest first. That's the entire algorithm — nothing to buy, nothing to game.
Nobody has shipped one yet.
Whoever goes first gets the top of an empty feed.
Submit the first product